Crimes of Illiteracy

Terms that are overused, incorrect, or just plain silly	If people thought about these words, phrases, and abbreviations before saying them, they might be inclined to avoid them.
Consistency and agreement is an important things	Make sure those nouns and verbs agree, and make sure your logic is consistent.
The overused (and incorrect) answering-machine greeting	Parallel construction in English from a math geek's perspective.
Mispronunciations	Don't hire me as your "accompanyist."
Orthographical catastrophes	Is that word really what you want, and do you really need all those capital letters?
Repetitive redundancies	Why I won't use the ATM machine near the TCBY yogurt outlet near NYU University.
Your reader insulted	You *MUST* read this before sending me any messages.
The best sentence I ever had the pleasure of editing	Most of the above, in one convenient real-life example.